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[catgirlpresident]

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

[presidentobarna]

> Be me in 1810
> Receive telegram
> Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

[coolbugfacts]

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

fucking honey-roasted peanuts

[negative--feedback]

unbelievable

[the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck]

Statistically

More people have been skydiving

Than hangliding

So it seems

Most would rather plummet

Than soar

#philosophy

[googleplaysore]

[ferretteeth]

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

[grrlz]

[tanyushenka]

Three men standing in a dirt field eating large pieces of flatbread
Mesopotamia (undated)

[nemfrog]

“Canals” on Mars observed in 1886. In the high heavens. 1910. 

[meanwhilebackinthedungeon]

– Barbara Walker

[supercheapauto]

get him to safety